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My stumpy lumpy hump! - florafloraflora
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My stumpy lumpy hump!
OK, I've just had a new laugh-until-you-cry moment:

"Hump my hump,
My stumpy lumpy hump!
Hump my dump, you lumpy slumpy dump!
I’ll dump your hump, and then just hump your dump,
You lumpy frumply clump."

George Saunders. God bless him.

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Current Music: Rufus Wainwright

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melydia From: melydia Date: April 5th, 2006 07:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
That was hilarious.
wyldanthem From: wyldanthem Date: April 5th, 2006 08:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Almost lost my drink reading that! lol Funniest column I've read in a long time, too — thanks for the link!
judio From: judio Date: April 6th, 2006 04:02 am (UTC) (Link)

*Gags*

"Hump my hump,
My stumpy lumpy hump!
Hump my dump, you lumpy slumpy dump!
I’ll dump your hump, and then just hump your dump,
You lumpy frumply clump."


That sounds --- I don't know. Yuck!
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