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Utilitarian
Found almost at random:

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

If you're one of those 56 million, re-post this.

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islandmomma From: islandmomma Date: October 19th, 2006 08:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think that pilot made a conservative estimate ---- don't forget there are millions in other countries who would be happy too!
florafloraflora From: florafloraflora Date: October 19th, 2006 08:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
True dat.
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florafloraflora From: florafloraflora Date: October 19th, 2006 09:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Triple-dog with a cherry on top!

(But really, only if you want to :P)
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