Appetizer
What is your favorite carnival/amusement park ride?
The only one I like is the Ferris wheel. No, wait, I take that back. Bumper cars are cool too.
Soup
How do you react in uncomfortable social situations?
I sit back, keep quiet and watch to see how it will go down. If it's too unpleasant, embarrassing or boring I remove myself (I am easily embarrassed by other people's stupidity). If someone starts picking a fight with me I tell them I'm not going to discuss it.
Salad
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how much do you enjoy discussing deep, philosophical topics?
5. I can hold my own, but abstraction bores me.
Main Course
Did you get a flu shot this year? If not, do you plan to?
No. No. I'm not the kind of person who worries about the flu. Although I will say it's annoying how much time I've already spent being sick this year. I'm usually healthy as an ox.
Dessert
Approximately how many hours per week do you spend watching television?
It depends whether I can get access to a football game. Even when there's a game on, I rarely sit and watch every minute. If it weren't for football and the occasional evening at someone else's house, the total would be zero.
