CANDY: salty licorice (Think I'm kidding?)
BEVERAGE: any diet soda
COLOR: I like all colors under the right circumstances, but I've got to say that powder blue looks really nasty on me.
TOWN/CITY: Any suburb full of three-story, six-bedroom houses covered in cheap siding and/or fake stone, clustered on treeless aimless meandering dead-end streets with names like "Sheffieldstowne Manor Mews" and no sidewalks. Hell on Earth.
TV SHOW: anything involving "reality" and dating.
ASPECT OF MYSPACE: I don't use it.
ASPECT OF INSTANT MESSENGER: I never use it anymore, but the few times I have I've been annoyed by the instant flood of poorly-typed come-ons until I can get the privacy settings right.
ANIMAL: Sorry, but it's got to be housecats.
SEASON: The week or so of summer when it's so humid that moisture collects on the outside of an air-conditioned car.
AGE OF KIDS: That age in the early teens when they run around in packs being louder than they realize about things that are way more personal and less impressive than they realize. Basically, the age everyone has to go through and that is hideously embarrassing forever after.
...WHAT ANNOYS YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING WHEN...
DRIVING: You know when you're in the city, stuck in a slowly-moving left lane of traffic which is also the only open lane because cars are parked along the curb at the right, and some chucklehead tries to pass you in the right lane and then cut in front of you when he encounters the parked cars? [If you're in the UK or Japan, read "right" everywhere you see left and vice-versa.] That makes me wish for some kind of high-tech Dr. No gadget that I could shoot out the passenger window to decapitate the driver.
GOING THROUGH DRIVE-THRUS: dropping coins and having to pick them up
YOU'RE AT THE MALL: being there at all
SLEEPING: waking up to realize you've been sleeping on your neck the wrong way and you're going to have a nasty muscle cramp for the next couple of days
SHOWERING: shaving cuts
YOU'RE AT THE BEACH: settling in only to realize I've forgotten the sunscreen and have to go back for it (going without is not an option for me)
YOU'RE AT THE GROCERY STORE: the amount of space taken up by products that strike me as totally vile and pointless
COOKING OR BAKING: When baking late at night, waiting for the finished product to cool so you can put it away before you can go to bed.
HOUSEHOLD CHORE DO YOU HATE THE MOST?: Putting things away. I don't mind dealing with a filthy mess, what kills me is the endless tedium of keeping everything in its place.
WORST WAY TO DIE?: Anything painful.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING HABIT IN OTHERS?: It really bugs me when people jiggle their legs up and down while they're sitting.
WHAT IS YOUR WORST HABIT?: Procrastination.
WHAT FASHION TREND (PAST OR PRESENT): To quote my girl Shauna, the current trend of Hippie Peasant Hooker Shit isn't doing much for me. Good thing it's on its way out.
POPULAR SONG (PAST OR PRESENT): "Space Cowboy" or "The Joker" or whatever that abomination is called by the Steve Miller Band.
WORST PART OF YOUR JOB: Staff meeting.
WORST PICKUP LINE YOU'VE GOTTEN: "Yer th mosht beewful wummn awv evvr sheen", from a guy who probably passed out a minute later. Mmmmm, that's flattering!
WORST THING ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL: The people who are actually dumb enough to believe there is or should be a hierarchy of popular people (mercifully few, at my school). Also, pep rallies are pretty gross. Do they still have those?
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT GIRLS (WOMEN/FEMALES)?: Which girl/woman/female?
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT GUYS? Which guy?