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The Mountin' of Youth

I'm swamped with Boondoggle 2000 and can't write much [worked until 11 last night! whoo! that must be why they pay me the big bucks, ha, ha], but I just had to share this, from a blog called, apparently by total coincidence, Granny Gets a Vibrator:
"...the magical combination of true love and aerobic lust has given her a whole new lease on life."
As my dad likes to say, "Se non è vero, è bene trovato."

Here's something else from the profile for this blog:
I started out the new year on the right foot, then quickly switched to the left foot, then back again. Down here we call this particular manouver "zydeco dancing." Back and forth, back and forth. Lots of hip action. In other parts of the country zydeco has become an aerobic white yuppie organic juice bar foot-stompin' honky folk dance, but down here we are minimalists with a low sensuous center of gravity and there is nothing wholesome whatsoever about the scene.
I always appreciate a blogger who can tell the hard truths. That's it! Another one for the blogroll!
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