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Murphy's Law of Trousers, or, The Shopping Diet
Take it from me: the surest way to lose weight is to get sick of all your clothes being either too big, too small, or just in tatters, and to go out and buy five pairs of pants that fit perfectly. It won't take more than a week before you start dropping significant poundage, enough to make all those new clothes start to sag on you. I'm serious. It's worked for me more than once.

Current Mood: thoughtful bemused

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melydia From: melydia Date: November 17th, 2006 04:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heh, that usually goes in the opposite direction for me.
emperor_fool From: emperor_fool Date: November 17th, 2006 04:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Me too. New clothes = weight gain.

You go, fff!
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florafloraflora From: florafloraflora Date: November 18th, 2006 04:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hey, laugh all you want. There's less of me, and that's a good thing.
retc From: retc Date: November 18th, 2006 06:30 pm (UTC) (Link)


whatever works.
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