florafloraflora (florafloraflora) wrote,

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Murphy's Law of Trousers, or, The Shopping Diet

Take it from me: the surest way to lose weight is to get sick of all your clothes being either too big, too small, or just in tatters, and to go out and buy five pairs of pants that fit perfectly. It won't take more than a week before you start dropping significant poundage, enough to make all those new clothes start to sag on you. I'm serious. It's worked for me more than once.
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