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Poll: Goofiest Song Lyrics of All Time - florafloraflora
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Poll: Goofiest Song Lyrics of All Time
So just now I had a fit of nostalgia and I was listening to the song "Tijuana Lady" by Gomez. I'm pretty sure these are the dumbest song lyrics ever, but I'm not 100% sure:
Tijuana lady, let's take it slow
I know that I'm no head honcho
But I'll keep you warm in my silky poncho
So I'm asking you all to help me be extra-sure.

Poll #904288 Goofiest Song Lyrics Ever?

Are the Gomez lyrics above the dumbest song lyrics ever, or what?

Yeah, they're the dumbest ever.
3(50.0%)
What. Please explain in comments.
3(50.0%)

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melydia From: melydia Date: January 10th, 2007 08:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Those are pretty stupid, but I think "Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz still wins.
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florafloraflora From: florafloraflora Date: January 10th, 2007 09:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ooh! I forgot "Your Body is a Wonderland". That's one to break the Cringemeter for sure.
emperor_fool From: emperor_fool Date: January 11th, 2007 12:37 am (UTC) (Link)
Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!


Need I continue? Or have I made my point?
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