florafloraflora (florafloraflora) wrote,

Poll: Goofiest Song Lyrics of All Time

So just now I had a fit of nostalgia and I was listening to the song "Tijuana Lady" by Gomez. I'm pretty sure these are the dumbest song lyrics ever, but I'm not 100% sure:
Tijuana lady, let's take it slow
I know that I'm no head honcho
But I'll keep you warm in my silky poncho
So I'm asking you all to help me be extra-sure.

Poll #904288 Goofiest Song Lyrics Ever?

Are the Gomez lyrics above the dumbest song lyrics ever, or what?

Yeah, they're the dumbest ever.
What. Please explain in comments.
Tags: music

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